"I assert our inalienable right to party." -- Minister of Magic , Millicent Bagnold
Wait….. Are you saying he’s a bad character or am I reading the double negative wrong hahaha
NOOO HE’S A GOOD CHARACTER
[edit] oh I see what I did there. Typo lol wow I’m retarded.
Pairing: UKUS
Rating: PORN PORN PORN
Summary: Alfred takes his first step onto the gay porn scene with his irritable but understanding coworker. THEN THEY HAVE SEX.
Notes: THIS IS BAD AND I FEEL BAD also it’s for fishwichformylove because she writes delicious things.
Um, alternative universe.
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Alfred was nervous. Everyone at the site had been nice enough, so far, but what it came down to was that he was going to get fucked in front of a crowd. Naked. He had almost been okay with the crowd part until he found out he was the one bottoming.
Read moreI got your message fish, but my phone is being weird and won’t let me respond to the ask.
Thank You! I’m 25 now and am old for an internet. :DDD
#fishwichformylove
Answer:
1My otp: Me x you
My most hated pairing: you x cranberries
My unusual otp: you x butts
My crossover otp: you x Alfred
My brotp/friendship otp: me x you
Character headcanon: You top. Always. Without complaining.
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My otp: Americanada OR CubaCanada~ Or Franada~
My most hated pairing: I don’t think I’ve really seen a weird Canada pairing. I don’t really like Canada/Prussia.
My unusual otp: Canada/human!Kumajiro
My crossover otp: Um … I haven’t really thought about it D:
My brotp/friendship otp: Americanada!
Character headcanon: Canada’s not a fantastic cook and it breaks France’s heart. He’s not as bad as America and England, but he’ll sooner run out for fast food. And he’s totally a stoner and he and Cuba have a bud and smoke Cuban cigars and laugh about how America wishes he could join in. America actually does want to join in but he’s too embarrassed about his laws to ask.
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FrUK
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Warnings: Everyone Is Gay Except Matthew
Fish if you have time let me know what is wrong. Also lol never mind I fixed the posting.
Chapter 5
Arthur did not know what to expect upon his return to Spades. The journey from Diamonds to Spades took less time than travel from Hearts to Diamonds, but many things could have changed by the end of the two-month journey. Kiku’s magic seemed to dissipate a few days into the journey. Arthur was more aware than ever of the travelers around he and Nikolai, heard his name whispered in passing.
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Answer:
What did you do you farted or something
but hi :D
#fishwichformylove
Answer:
I might be a little bit. I only sent two questions though.
#fishwichformylovefishwichformylove said:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????
BECAUSE YOU NEVER LOVED ME FIRST
YOU ONLY WANTED ME FOR MY BODY
Answer:
Um. Um.
Either deadlyswan or fishwich OR MAYBE BOTH DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE
#fishwichformylove #deadlyswan #beakers
Answer:
NO
#fishwichformyloveWhat. No you are not. Snow White has a round face and is like the least skinny bitch of all the disney princess.
You haven’t seen my body :’D
And no I’m not being like “OMG I’M SO FAT GIVE ME SELF ASSURANCE THAT I’M PURTY”
I am a sexy beast in the face
But really I need to lose like 40 pounds. REALLY. I am 40 lbs over what is healthy. That is a lot of pounds.